I don't really understand how this applies to anyone who actually reads this but I hope they care.

I have two propositions to make. I call them propositions because I want to use that word at the moment. They aren't really propositions. Anyways the first is this:

Things Tom Says Often:
hehe
yayy
yus
ar
arb
yar
EMB
emememememememem
ay up
nooo
boo
boobie(s)
lo
nup
alas/alas sire/naysire
kay
nowt
chomp
Ooh
this is saddening
eek
eep
oi
it's all subjective
blarg
horray

Also:
I found some red clay.

And I did the only logical thing I could do.

But something was missing.
There!